School is done, summer has started, and yet this is one of the most depressing weeks of my life. I'm actually getting a job, me, the Stallion, getting a job, and its at Bi-Lo, of all places. I'm not looking forward to starting "phase 3" of life, which is basically the phase where you work until you're too senile to work anymore. Fun. Hopefully me and my brother can get a spot at the same workplace so it won't be totally depressing. I had always envisioned myself to be working as the head of some major corporation that controlled vital assets of many nations, like oil for example. Then I could have those nations do my biding and take over the world in the name of how awesome I am. But no, I work at Bi-Lo. Well actually its not certain yet but is likely to happen, and even if I don't work at Bi-Lo I'll probably work at an equally shitty place like Burger King, or McDonalds, or the Keebler elf's workshop, or any other crappy fast food chain. Not to fear, people of blogster, your king will find a way to turn this situation to his advantage. I may work as a burger flipper one day, but the next day I'll be flipping entire nations. Thats right, entire nations. No that isn't figurative, I'm talking about literally flipping masses of earth with my spatula of doom.
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For me? Academy Sports or at Spartan 16 hopefully. I think AS you have to be 17. I want to be near the Airsoft area.
Well, good luck with the job, whatever it is and wherever it ends up being.
I would hate to be one of your customers. Maybe they should put you in a position where you won't have to enteract with other people.
~yaya
Thats my dream job.
working sucks. like the lady on the corner of 5th and broadway who does it for next to nothing. sometimes it's a man. sometimes they work in radio. work on my friend, work on.
Your hilarious
I know.
dude; me, terry, zach, and zachs highly annoying yet talkative brother hav been talking and think you should get an xbox360, halo 3, and a xbox live acount (plus some pasta). we think it would be really funny. AND Italian Stallion as a gamertag has not been taken. . .
give me the money for it and ill be on in no time.